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4+ day, 10+ hour ago   (195+ words) A satirical letter by Tracy Kensey Dear Civil Servants, I am writing to you from the edge of the grand canyon currently located at the intersection of Tana Road and Lingerette Avenue in Sunninghill. I am not writing to demand…...

5+ day, 18+ hour ago   (72+ words) washingtonpost.com The University of Washington pays $600,000 to a professor it investigated for poking fun at a land acknowledgment. One way to identify ideologues is that they won’t tolerate ribbing. After the University of Washington recommended that computer science professors…...

1+ week, 5+ day ago   (237+ words) Greetings to you all and happy hump-day to those who celebrate. I hope your week is going well. Let’s get to my picks from the good place. I wonder how that is working out for them. Yet another reason to…...

1+ week, 6+ day ago   (327+ words) Kill Goofy runs three weekends at the Grove Street Theatre in Montclair: Fridays and Saturdays at 8:00pm and Sundays at 1:30pm. Performances are October 9, 10, 11, 16, 17, 18, 23, 24 and 25. Opening night, Saturday, October 10, includes a post-show reception with the cast and playwright. "I've always been about…...

1+ week, 6+ day ago   (120+ words) CTV News Sawatsky Sign-Off: Bling Van Adam finds out how a Nanaimo, B.C., woman transformed her life through rhinestones. The moment Duane 'Keffe D' Davis was found guilty of the murder of Tupac Shakur U.S.-Canada trade talks stall as war of…...

2+ week, 6+ hour ago   (1017+ words) I don’t know if there’s anyone left to read this. My trusty narrator is nowhere to be found. Sometimes I think I hear his voice. … Perhaps it’s just echoes of what once was as I sit here in the steam…...

3+ week, 1+ day ago   (418+ words) Greetings everyone. I hope you have enjoyed a peaceful and relaxing weekend. Today was the first real spring like day we’ve had in a while. Sunny and really pleasant. I got out in the yard, mowed the lawns, trimmed the…...

3+ week, 6+ day ago   (198+ words) What we get Is a rundown of Chaplin’s difficult childhood, his early years breaking into showbusiness and the cinematic highlights of his illustrious Hollywood career. Chwast’s art has a stripped back immediacy that effectively captures the body language and versatility…...