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1+ day, 56+ min ago   (313+ words) Greeting to all the Gemologists out there. Today is father’s day in Australia, so I wrote this a day in advance, as I will be spending the day with my gorgeous wife and kids. To those in the US: I…...

10+ hour, 54+ min ago   (821+ words) Does he have green fingers, I wonder, when I spot Mohale Motaung on Tuesday evening standing near a display of familiar evergreen perennials with bright clusters of flowers in shades of orange and yellow. “No, I don’t,” says the influencer…...

4+ day, 56+ min ago   (76+ words) I feel like I’m at a weird crossroads in my life. Mentally, I’m a teenager. I like stupid humor. Physically? I’m not there yet. But I’m slowly becoming unc-ish. My hair’s falling out. I feel like my hairline’s receding. My…...

1+ day, 5+ hour ago   (549+ words) It’s hard to take a joke when our entire economy and financial system is the joke. We’re blessed/cursed to be living in a very peculiar era in which parodies are taken with the utmost seriousness, an absurdist state of…...

1+ day, 16+ hour ago   (23+ words) Viral trends like these may seem harmless, but they're actually reinforcing harmful stereotypes that diminish women's autonomy and maturity....

1+ day, 16+ hour ago   (626+ words) Hormonal fluctuations associated with fertility are associated with a greater tendency for women to use conspicuous luxury symbols, potentially to be noticed by men, according to a study published September 2, 2026, in the open access journal PLOS One by Aekyoung Kim…...

2+ day, 20+ hour ago   (269+ words) “I’m going to steal from this university like they’re prying As out of my cold dead hands” — a student grabbing multiple fruit cups and muffins from Widener steps. “Is that class a gem?” “Gems don’t exist anymore” — unfortunately, we relate…...

2+ day, 23+ hour ago   (439+ words) The star, 68, was seen shooting scenes in Axbridge, Somerset on Wednesday, alongside co-stars Craig Roberts and Mandip Gill. Clearly delighted to be reunited with the cast, Dawn, dressed in a red polka dot dress and gold shoes, shared a laugh…...

3+ day, 1+ hour ago   (415+ words) In our booming age of social media addiction, determining selfhood has become ritualistic. The ritual commences when opening any form of social media. Suddenly, there's a self-proclaimed microinfluencer making sure you know it's “teal girl summer.” Scroll. Another video appears,…...

3+ day, 7+ hour ago   (278+ words) Women's love for bling may be driven by fertility, according to a new study. Researchers found that they show a "stronger desire" to buy "conspicuous luxury goods" — such as designer handbags, shoes and jewelry — during ovulation when they are most…...