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16+ hour, 11+ min ago   (269+ words) “I’m going to steal from this university like they’re prying As out of my cold dead hands” — a student grabbing multiple fruit cups and muffins from Widener steps. “Is that class a gem?” “Gems don’t exist anymore” — unfortunately, we relate…...

19+ hour, 18+ min ago   (439+ words) The star, 68, was seen shooting scenes in Axbridge, Somerset on Wednesday, alongside co-stars Craig Roberts and Mandip Gill. Clearly delighted to be reunited with the cast, Dawn, dressed in a red polka dot dress and gold shoes, shared a laugh…...

20+ hour, 23+ min ago   (415+ words) In our booming age of social media addiction, determining selfhood has become ritualistic. The ritual commences when opening any form of social media. Suddenly, there's a self-proclaimed microinfluencer making sure you know it's “teal girl summer.” Scroll. Another video appears,…...

1+ day, 2+ hour ago   (278+ words) Women's love for bling may be driven by fertility, according to a new study. Researchers found that they show a "stronger desire" to buy "conspicuous luxury goods" — such as designer handbags, shoes and jewelry — during ovulation when they are most…...

1+ day, 9+ hour ago   (37+ words) Purdue Exponent Women's love for bling may be driven by fertility, according to a new study. Learn more about your privacy options Sale of personal information options...

1+ day, 4+ hour ago   (805+ words) Editor’s note: The contents of this column are intended for satirical and entertainment purposes and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of the IDS or its staffers. The scenarios mentioned are fictional. People seem to think that the point of…...

1+ day, 1+ hour ago   (255+ words) Patch Hampton Classic 'Appalled' At Condition Of Emaciated Pony Brought To Show An investigation is underway, Hampton Classic representatives say. "The Classic was appalled at the condition of the pony in question and is horrified that anyone would bring a…...

1+ day, 9+ hour ago   (582+ words) "Every 45 seconds we have an aircraft come over here." (The Center Square) - Tyler Robinson will stand trial for the death of Charlie K… Women's love for bling may be driven by fertility, according to a new study. Researchers found that…...

1+ day, 13+ hour ago   (207+ words) The Hollywood Reporter joins the illustrious tradition of being spoofed by The Harvard Lampoon. It’s been another long, hot summer here at THR, action-packed and chock-full of accolades: a record 44 Southern California Journalism Awards, a Webby for best website and…...

1+ day, 13+ hour ago   (167+ words) A Fate Worse Than Loneliness Maximo David · September 2, 2026 “Where great hope springs eternal, I host a lonely funeral.” It’s very rare (and in some ways, genuinely impossible) to go from a disconnected group of musicians – led primarily by two Instagram…...