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These were the days my friend! Wonkette One A Day for 9/8/26!

8+ hour, 34+ min ago   (162+ words) Good afternoon fellow humans! One of your brethren got in my inbox to complain that in these here Ones-A-Day, I introduce the post with a line before it instead of telling you what I just wrote there after it. So…...

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Jesse Watters Tells Himself A Soothing Bedtime Story About The Ugly, Bitter College-Educated Women

1+ mon, 2+ week ago   (668+ words) You know, because the manosphere guys are so pleasant and charming and definitely not having a loneliness crisis at all. And you're gonna look around and you're gonna see all your other younger friends doing better, because they've been in…...

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SNIFFFF. Wonkette One-A-Day 7/14/26

1+ mon, 3+ week ago   (97+ words) Happy Bastille Day, off with their heads I guess! Here is where you subscribe I guess! Here’s tabs, don’t let the number one story stop you from reading them:( And here’s Dok on that number one story — with a … well,…...

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Because I love you. Wonkette One-A-Day for 6/25/26!

2+ mon, 1+ week ago   (216+ words) Hey sorry I fucked off at you the last several afternoons: When it was time to send out your Wonkette One-A-Day afternoon post roundup, I decided no, she explained. And I would have fucked off at you today too, but…...