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Satire: How to be a good roommate
16+ hour, 43+ min ago (60+ words) The Battalion Satire: How to be a good roommate Your donation will support the student journalists of Texas A&M University - College Station. Your contribution will allow us to purchase equipment and cover our annual website hosting costs, in addition…...
Satire: I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!
4+ mon, 1+ week ago (692+ words) Note: This is satire. The quotes and events in this article are fictitious. COLLEGE STATION — Texas baseball head coach Jim Schlossnagle has finally revealed his team’s deepest secret to the world. After going 0-2 to the Aggies and then canceling the…...
Satire: A comprehensive guide to acing your finals
4+ mon, 1+ week ago (60+ words) The Battalion Satire: A comprehensive guide to acing your finals Your donation will support the student journalists of Texas A&M University - College Station. Your contribution will allow us to purchase equipment and cover our annual website hosting costs, in…...
Satire: A notice on the spread of thought
5+ mon, 1+ week ago (580+ words) Attention: The following is an excerpt from an infected student’s diary and has been distributed to warn against the spreading sickness. For your safety, contact The Texas A&M University System Board of Regents if you notice any similar symptoms…...
Satire: Writers shouldn’t read – The Battalion
5+ mon, 1+ week ago (54+ words) Satire: Writers shouldn’t read The Battalion Satire: Writers shouldn’t read Your donation will support the student journalists of Texas A&M University - College Station. Your contribution will allow us to purchase equipment and cover our annual website hosting costs, in…...
Satire: The newest trend is tragimusicals
5+ mon, 1+ week ago (56+ words) thebatt.com Satire: The newest trend is tragimusicals Your donation will support the student journalists of Texas A&M University - College Station. Your contribution will allow us to purchase equipment and cover our annual website hosting costs, in addition to…...
Satire: Why I run – The Battalion
9+ mon, 2+ week ago (965+ words) I just ran a half-marathon, and it was one of the most rewarding things I’ve ever done. As someone who has played different sports, each at multiple levels of difficulty, nothing could compare to the happiness and joy I felt…...