2+ day, 9+ hour ago  (114+ words) (Melody: The Way We Were) By Laurie Baron in San Diego Election, That Joe Biden claims he won. The Chinese tampered with the voting. That’s how it was done. Rigging machines. Counting votes cast by the dead. Ballots from illegal…...

1+ mon, 3+ week ago  (153+ words) By Laurie Baron in San Diego The disposable toilet covers found in public bathrooms will be renamed Trump Dumps. Their circumference will approximate Trump’s waistline. They will carry the tagline, “Excrement for Our President.” When Trump consolidates all American news…...

4+ mon, 3+ week ago  (321+ words) By Laurie Baron in San Diego At the recent National Prayer breakfast, Donald Trump declared, “I really think I probably should make it [to heaven]. I mean, I’m not a perfect candidate, but I did a hell of a lot…...

5+ mon, 4+ week ago  (529+ words) Don’t deny it, Gov. Joshua Shapiro. We know you are a secret agent for Israel. All of us participate in Israel’s conspiracy to seize control of the entire world. They gave him the license to kvell whenever he personally rebuilds…...