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alligator.org > article > 2026 > 07 > count-binface

OPINION: Why America is where satire goes to die - The Independent Florida Alligator

8+ hour, 5+ min ago   (786+ words) Vermin Supreme has been running for president since the 1980s. He wears a rubber boot on his head, carries a giant toothbrush and promises every American a free pony. In 2011, he was so committed to the bit he glitter-bombed a rival…...