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Opinion: You don’t have to make this ‘your year’
2+ week, 4+ day ago (931+ words) The first week of school comes with an unspoken expectation: This year, you’ll finally get it right. Everyone is excited for a brand new semester or, for incoming freshmen, a brand new place to finally become the best version of…...
Never too soon
2+ week, 2+ day ago (76+ words) Yale Alumni Magazine The Class of 2030 doesn't start classes until next week, but the Yale Alumni Association and the Yale Alumni Fund treated them to Insomnia cookies and swag on Old Campus on Wednesday. - Mark Branch on Mystery Monday: room…...
Satire: A sophomore’s deathbed wisdom for the class of 2030
3+ week, 5+ day ago (373+ words) The Daily Tar Heel Satire: A sophomore’s deathbed wisdom for the class of 2030 As I sit here writing by candlelight, pen and quill in hand (the electricity in my nursing home, otherwise known as off-campus housing, shuts off at 8 p.m....
Opinion | The price of campus humorlessness
4+ day, 19+ hour ago (72+ words) washingtonpost.com The University of Washington pays $600,000 to a professor it investigated for poking fun at a land acknowledgment. One way to identify ideologues is that they won’t tolerate ribbing. After the University of Washington recommended that computer science professors…...
SATIRE: Are grades important? No. Is being on time? Also no. Welcome to Michigan
5+ day, 10+ hour ago (632+ words) Editor’s note: The contents of this column are intended for satirical and entertainment purposes and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of the IDS or its staffers. The scenarios mentioned are fictional. Mike Woodchip is a squirrel. A squirrel’s life…...
It’s kinda chic to make the most of fall semester
2+ week, 5+ day ago (133+ words) Somewhere between posting golden-hour sunset shots of the Campanile on Instagram, lugging groceries up Bancroft Way and calling our parents while trekking to class, we learn to romanticize this fleeting chapter of college life. After all, our time at UC…...
The new school year rebrand you need is in your mind and soul, not on social media
1+ week, 3+ day ago (415+ words) In our booming age of social media addiction, determining selfhood has become ritualistic. The ritual commences when opening any form of social media. Suddenly, there's a self-proclaimed microinfluencer making sure you know it's “teal girl summer.” Scroll. Another video appears,…...
For the seniors, this one hurts
4+ day, 4+ hour ago (52+ words) Clinton to end varsity football season after Friday Area 4-H members place at the Illinois State Fair Sidewalk, water main work scheduled to begin School board member accused of sharing confidential information, maligning the school district Pay will double for…...
UC Irvine prof says someone should????do the funniest thing???? as Nick Shirley speaks at Harvard????before the Kirkiversary???? | The Post Millennial
5+ day, 16+ hour ago (324+ words) UC Irvine prof says someone should 'do the funniest thing' as Nick Shirley speaks at Harvard 'before the Kirkiversary' thepostmillennial.com A left-wing professor at the University of California (UC) at Irvine who also lectures at Chapman University insinuated that…...
???God created side chicks to help marriages survive??? - Actor Charles Inojie Opines
3+ week, 5+ day ago (323+ words) August 18, 2026 Gistlover Stella Entertainment 0 Nollywood actor Charles Inojie has sparked controversy after claiming that side chicks are important for the survival of some marriages. Speaking during a beer parlour discussion, Inojie linked the rising rate of divorce to couples abandoning…...