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newtonbeacon.org > column-savoring-the-last-gasps-of-childhood-as-senior-year-gets-underway

as senior year dawns

1+ week, 1+ day ago   (645+ words) [Note to readers: Bethesda Yeh, an editor-in-chief of The Lion’s Roar at Newton South High School, will...summer months, a brief reprieve after a merciless junior year, would soon give way to the nightmare of senior...


theclintonjournal.com > stories > for-the-seniors-this-one-hurts,92565

For the seniors, this one hurts

5+ day, 2+ hour ago   (52+ words) Clinton to end varsity football season after Friday Area 4-H members place at the Illinois State Fair Sidewalk, water main work scheduled to begin School board member accused of sharing confidential information, maligning the school district Pay will double for…...


idsnews.com > article > 2026 > 09 > opinion-michigan-grades-football-refs-clock

SATIRE: Are grades important? No. Is being on time? Also no. Welcome to Michigan

6+ day, 8+ hour ago   (632+ words) Editor’s note: The contents of this column are intended for satirical and entertainment purposes and...Naturally, in aerospace engineering....When he arrived at the Fundamentals of Aerospace Engineering the next day, however, the class, too, was...The instructor explained…...


uwaterloo.ca > news > news > pinch-art-and-humour

'With a pinch of art and humour' | Waterloo News | University of Waterloo

5+ day, 20+ hour ago   (519+ words) Engineering professor and his students celebrate an Ig Nobel win on the world stage for their design...of a splash-free urinal It was such good news, the engineering professor and his student celebrated by...Pan, a professor of mechanical and…...


theionian.org > 19409 > arts-and-entertainment > the-perfect-back-to-school-duology

The Perfect Back To School Duology

4+ day, 21+ hour ago   (266+ words) So Far Gone’ mixtape ten years later Fear Ruins the College Experience Iona Updates AI Policy as Technology...this is a film I have consistently watched at the beginning of each academic year, but now, as a senior...


thecrimson.com > flyby > article > 2026 > 9 > 3 > harvard-overheard-fdoc-fall-2026

Overheards on Fall 2026 FDOC

1+ week, 4+ day ago   (269+ words) Senior arriving at 8:47 a.m. for a 9 a.m. class that meets every single day: “this is the earliest you...instead of up: “well, the good part about hitting rock bottom is that the only way is up.” — a tired senior...“It’s our last…...


hollywoodreporter.com > news > general-news > harvard-lampoon-parody-thr-1236686808

The Joke’s On Us. Literally

1+ week, 5+ day ago   (207+ words) Novak, Colin Jost, Mike Schur, Lisa Henson and scores of others (even one editor on our masthead)....


utdailybeacon.com > 212959 > opinion > opinion-you-dont-have-to-make-this-your-year

Opinion: You don’t have to make this ‘your year’

2+ week, 5+ day ago   (931+ words) But as someone who is starting their senior year of college (scary, I know), this mindset will set you...


dailytarheel.com > 480039 > opinion > satire-uncs-recession-indicators

Satire: UNC’s recession indicators

1+ week, 6+ day ago   (542+ words) Clavicular avoided the liberal arts university at all costs by heading straight for our engineering-focused...

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