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Satire | Scout survives nuclear apocalypse

2+ week, 1+ hour ago   (1017+ words) I don’t know if there’s anyone left to read this. My trusty narrator is nowhere to be found. Sometimes I think I hear his voice. … Perhaps it’s just echoes of what once was as I sit here in the steam…...

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