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dailyillini.com > opinions-stories > satire > 08/31/2026 > satire-scout-survives-nuclear-apocalypse

Satire | Scout survives nuclear apocalypse

2+ week, 6+ hour ago   (1017+ words) I don’t know if there’s anyone left to read this. My trusty narrator is nowhere to be found. Sometimes I think I hear his voice. … Perhaps it’s just echoes of what once was as I sit here in the steam…...


goaheadsumi.com > humber-comedy-school-says-goodbye-with-one-last-laugh

Humber Comedy School says goodbye with one Last Laugh

3+ week, 5+ day ago   (853+ words) “They joked that when criminals go to prison they become better criminals, learning things and making...


gistlover.com > god-created-side-chicks-to-help-marriages-survive-actor-charles-inojie-opines

God created side chicks to help marriages survive??? - Actor Charles Inojie Opines

3+ week, 6+ day ago   (323+ words) August 18, 2026 Gistlover Stella Entertainment 0 Nollywood actor Charles Inojie has sparked controversy after claiming that side chicks are important for the survival of some marriages. Speaking during a beer parlour discussion, Inojie linked the rising rate of divorce to couples abandoning…...


newtonbeacon.org > column-savoring-the-last-gasps-of-childhood-as-senior-year-gets-underway

last gasps of childhood??? as senior year dawns

1+ week, 1+ day ago   (645+ words) One moment we were celebrating the last day of school; the next, August had descended into September...roof as my family, I realized these once-bothersome moments with my little sister have become the last...


independent.com > 09/13/2026 > diary-of-a-court-jester

Diary of a Court Jester

1+ day, 5+ hour ago   (601+ words) John briefly lived in the White Castle for two separate terms....Obviously, Modrwy’s diary is rare — few writings from the 13th century have survived and none express...He will have you burned alive unless you are loyal to him above all…...


dailykos.com > stories > 2026 > 8 > 24 > 80/00/88579 > community > p

PWB Peeps: Furward On Moonday

3+ week, 1+ hour ago   (243+ words) I’m recovering from some stuff from last week, so this might be a shorter-than-normal diary....grasstops gather purplewith the ox-eyed daisies thriveand the mendicants of summerLaugh to feel themselves alive...


auburnvillager.com > opinion > to-be-as-cool-as-a-freshman-cruising-campus-in-a-ford-galaxie > article_974369a0-6b84-4634-adb7-054b124755df.html

To be as cool as a freshman cruising campus in a Ford Galaxie

3+ week, 4+ day ago   (289+ words) My best friend lived in the Quad....Today, if you change your mind, you go online again, scroll down and click....


dailytarheel.com > 480039 > opinion > satire-uncs-recession-indicators

Satire: UNC’s recession indicators

1+ week, 6+ day ago   (542+ words) And we’ve got enough of that to go around, lack of five-year plan or otherwise....


americanmind.org > salvo > lindsay-clancy-and-the-battle-of-the-sexes

Lindsay Clancy and the Battle of the Sexes

1+ week, 5+ day ago   (271+ words) Will marriage survive the internet? Yes, the battle of the sexes is as old as civilization itself....


thecrimson.com > flyby > article > 2026 > 9 > 3 > harvard-overheard-fdoc-fall-2026

Overheards on Fall 2026 FDOC

1+ week, 4+ day ago   (269+ words) “I’m going to steal from this university like they’re prying As out of my cold dead hands” — a student...Accidentally got into an elevator going down instead of up: “well, the good part about hitting rock bottom...“It’s our last first…...

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