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theclintonjournal.com > stories > for-the-seniors-this-one-hurts,92565

For the seniors, this one hurts

5+ day, 4+ hour ago   (52+ words) Clinton to end varsity football season after Friday Area 4-H members place at the Illinois State Fair...Box 615, Clinton, IL 61727 Phone: 217-935-3171...


idsnews.com > article > 2026 > 09 > skull-ai-tool-homework-satire-iu-bloomington-indiana

SATIRE: My helpful homework tool

1+ week, 4+ day ago   (805+ words) Editor’s note: The contents of this column are intended for satirical and entertainment purposes and...By paying a small $350 fee for a Zoom call with the skull’s curator, Bill, I can channel its divine energy...


danspapers.com > 2026 > 09 > hamptons-subway-big-duck-tunnel

Hamptons Subway Considers Tunnel to Big Duck

1+ week, 1+ day ago   (60+ words) DELAY AT TOWN POND WORLD LEADERS TAKE NOTE...


dailykos.com > stories > 2026 > 8 > 19 > 80/00/86243 > community > 10-gems-of-bluesky-today-day-437

10 Gems of Bluesky Today - Day 437

3+ week, 5+ day ago   (388+ words) Old habits are hard to shake The guy charging his EV next to me just unplugged the big charging cable...and then tapped it against the charge port like he was making sure he got all the drops of electricity...


medium.com > working-town-wordtoons > panini-panic-07280ad89407

Panini Panic

1+ day, 5+ hour ago   (71+ words) novels, short stories, essays, screenplays, poems, reflections, and creator of little acorns, the notes...


yahoo.com > lifestyle > articles > 13-college-admissions-officers-shared-211002722.html

13 College Admissions Officers Shared The Worst Application They've Ever Seen

6+ day, 6+ hour ago   (249+ words) Freeform / Via giphy.com Note: Some responses have been lightly edited for clarity....


limerickpost.ie > 09/09/2026 > scandal-at-the-fore-of-new-satire-about-limericks-ascendancy

Scandal at the fore of new satire about Limerick's ascendancy

5+ day, 3+ hour ago   (188+ words) satire, and the battle for reputation in Limerick’s ascendancy, 1815–20 by Brian Leahy is a gripping account...


patch.com > new-york > southampton > hampton-classic-appalled-condition-emaciated-pony-brought-show

Hampton Classic 'Appalled' At Condition Of Emaciated Pony Brought To Show

1+ week, 4+ day ago   (255+ words) Man Faces Felony Charge After Stealing Money From Vehicle In Hamptons: PD Bay Street Theater Set To...


auburnvillager.com > opinion > to-be-as-cool-as-a-freshman-cruising-campus-in-a-ford-galaxie > article_974369a0-6b84-4634-adb7-054b124755df.html

To be as cool as a freshman cruising campus in a Ford Galaxie

3+ week, 4+ day ago   (289+ words) drop a winter swimming class so I wouldn’t be sick all winter, I went straight to my doctor to get a note...


cracked.com > article_49988_meet-the-cracked-comedy-club-class-of-september-2027.html

Meet the Cracked Comedy Club Class of September, 2027

1+ week, 5+ day ago   (355+ words) this upcoming Cracked Comedy Club show, and Jeff Braun is one of the more formidable minds on the bill...

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