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Boobs. Wonkette One A Day for 9/11/26

1+ day, 8+ hour ago   (177+ words) What did we learn today, my friends? Some things! We learned many things in the morning news roundup, as artisanally curated by moi! Evan had some things to say about these dusty old bigot losers, the very same ones who…...

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Wonkette Movie Night: Clue

1+ week, 7+ hour ago   (585+ words) It is 1954 and six people have been invited to a mansion in the middle of nowhere. They are greeted by the butler, Wadsworth (Tim Curry), and he is a very proper butler … or is he?! Everyone has got something to…...

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All Disinformation Is Climate Disinformation, Trump’s Bullsh*t FEMA Endorsements Edition

1+ week, 1+ day ago   (498+ words) Boy howdy, does America ever need a good, hard debunking. It seems like my first week here is definitely showing me what I missed in disinformation trends while I was out wandering in the wilds of local news organizations that…...

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Great Texas Polling Place Ratf*ck Of 2026 Now Underway. Thanks A Ton, John Roberts.

1+ week, 2+ day ago   (863+ words) In Texas Tuesday, the Republican majority on the Tarrant County Commission voted to cut the number of 2026 midterm polling places by about a third, compared to the number that were approved in 2022. The vote came after the commissioners ignored testimony…...

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What Do You Call 13 Justices On The Supreme Court? A Good Start!

1+ week, 2+ day ago   (451+ words) House Speaker Mike Johnson had a great idea to win votes for Republicans this fall — you know, in addition to squawking about “communists” every few minutes like a macaw that fell through a wormhole to 1953. Johnson on Wednesday brought to…...

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It Would Have Been Dinah Washington’s 102nd Birthday Today!

2+ week, 17+ hour ago   (142+ words) Anyway, because we love her so so much, here she is singing “All of Me” at the Newport Jazz Festival. I really just love her so, so, so much. And just in case you need to get some tears out…...

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Zoomer College Republicans Forget They Are Supposed To Be Persecuted On Campus

2+ week, 1+ day ago   (397+ words) Their khakis were pleated. I remember that much. These college Republicans — all of them men, almost all of them whiter than me — were peacocking after Bush’s inexplicable 2004 victory, urging campus libs to abandon their politics and join the winning team....

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Trump’s New Beef Probably Not Horse. PROBABLY. Tabs, Fri., Aug. 28, 2026!

2+ week, 1+ day ago   (516+ words) This week’s Wonkette movie night has been changed, in honor of Dolly Parton. Join ZiggyWiggy and all your other friends for Steel Magnolias, Saturday night at 9 p.m. Eastern. It is available with subscription on Paramount+; free with ads on Pluto…...

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John Ratcliffe’s Surprise Russia Trip Is Good Excuse To Remember The 1999 Moscow Apartment Bombings. No Reason.

2+ week, 3+ day ago   (759+ words) The other day there was a mysterious situation where suddenly a US military transport plane was detected flying into Moscow, nobody knew what it was, the Kremlin was lying and saying it didn’t know, and so forth. Sending Natalie back…...

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Hello: I???m Dolly. - by Erik Loomis

2+ week, 4+ day ago   (252+ words) Here is where you subscribe! At first, Dolly’s producers tried to steer her from country. When she first signed with Monument Records in 1965, they tried to make her a bubblegum pop singer. She was young and blonde I guess, but…...