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Nazi Jake Lang Protested By Other Nazis As They All Crash 9/11 Memorial In NYC

1+ day, 15+ hour ago   (672+ words) Outside of the official memorial, tourists and those touched by the attacks stood quietly. Some stared up at the space where the Twin Towers once stood. In their place is a glass tower that shimmers in the sun. We had…...

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wonkette.com > p > nice-time-republican-missouri-supreme

Nice Time: Republican Missouri Supreme Court Murders Republican Gerrymander Plan, So Sad!

1+ week, 1+ day ago   (577+ words) The Missouri state Supreme Court is dominated 5-2 by Republican appointees over Democratic ones, so that’s an even nicer Nice Time, when you account for Republicans not being disgusting partisan hacks! We naively noted last year that Missouri’s deliberate dilution of…...

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wonkette.com > p > rest-in-peace-gloria-steinem-feminist

Rest In Peace, Gloria Steinem: Feminist, Beauty, CIA Asset

1+ week, 2+ day ago   (945+ words) The world has lost another trailblazer and cultural figure this week, I guess because the universe decided we were all getting a little too collectively chipper. Gloria Steinem has passed away at 92. Steinem was, of course, well known for being…...

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wonkette.com > p > nobody-wants-to-go-to-greatest-trump

Nobody Wants To Go To Greatest Trump Republican Midterm Convention In US History, Sad!

1+ week, 4+ day ago   (955+ words) He’s frantically screaming that if James Talarico wins in Texas, “I will be the last Republican president and our country will live in hell!” So that is dramatic. Meanwhile, he has also been frantically screaming that the Republican midterm convention…...

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wonkette.com > p > supreme-court-chief-justice-says

Supreme Court Says President Grandpa Gets His Hitler Bunker

1+ week, 5+ day ago   (736+ words) Another day, another Supreme Court ruling that the ugly-ass ballroom that the Trump administration is building can proceed, against the wishes of just about every American out there and definitely the rest of the world. Second of all, it’s getting…...

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wonkette.com > p > army-secretary-resigns-hegseth-driving

Army Secretary Resigns, Hegseth Driving Military Into Ditch, America So Awesome Now!

1+ week, 5+ day ago   (712+ words) Secretary Shitfaced Pete Hegseth is busy calling Canadian women who serve as cadet youth group leaders fat on Twitter, but Dan Driscoll, secretary of the Army, submitted his resignation last night, one more event demonstrating the Fox News weekend host’s…...

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wonkette.com > p > milo-yiannopoulos-goes-out-not-with

Milo Yiannopoulos Goes Out Not With A Bang, But A Sandwich-Related Whimper

1+ week, 6+ day ago   (282+ words) He was, and is, a fucking moron, but Yiannopoulos was, at the time, an incredibly popular moron who was very successfully framing blatant bigotry as the cool, rebellious position of the day, as opposed to something establishment conservatives should shy…...

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wonkette.com > p > even-rick-scott-is-mad-desantis-administration

Even Rick Scott Is Mad DeSantis Administration Officials Stole Kids’ Medicaid Money

2+ week, 3+ day ago   (553+ words) How corrupt must a healthcare-related scheme be that even Rick fucking Scott, the Republican senator who once ran a company responsible for the largest healthcare fraud involving Medicaid and Medicare in history, thinks you done screwed the proverbial pooch? Pretty…...

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wonkette.com > p > army-has-basically-no-leadership

Army Has Basically No Leadership Now, Thanks Pete Hegseth!

2+ week, 4+ day ago   (821+ words) Let’s see some Iran headlines, how much are we winning our pointless chosen war today? And then there’s this four-byline story from the New York Times, which seems kind of great big: “Leaves the Army Rudderless.” In other words, Secretary…...

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wonkette.com > p > damn-joe-bidens-40-trillion-debt

Damn Joe Biden’s $40 Trillion Debt!

3+ week, 2+ day ago   (352+ words) According to the Treasury Department, this week the US federal debt reached $40 trillion with a T, which is what happens when there’s less revenue coming in than spending going out. The annual interest on the total debt comes to a…...