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Would You Give Dear Leader Trump Your Undying Devotion In Exchange For $500 or $5,000 Or Zero Money?

3+ day, 8+ hour ago   (757+ words) There’s good news and bad news for the Republican Party today. The good news is, President Donald Trump’s numbers are way up! The bad news is, those aren’t polling numbers, they are the cost of a gallon of gasoline. WHOOOO-EEEE…...

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9/11 Hijacker Donald Trump Headlines Sold-Out Republican Convention In Dallas, Free Tickets Available

4+ day, 14+ hour ago   (680+ words) In case you haven’t heard the latest, it would appear that Natalie has convinced Donald Trump that he was one of the first responders to 9/11, and that big burly firemen with tears in their eyes, right out of central casting,…...

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Trump Ballroom Will Be Too Hard To Tear Down So We Shouldn’t Bother, Says Trump

1+ week, 2+ day ago   (558+ words) What’s next in Donald Trump’s desecration of our fair nation’s capital city? What’s even left after he razed the East Wing of the White House to build Ballroom with Drone Port and dumped the remains of the structure onto the…...

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What Do You Call 13 Justices On The Supreme Court? A Good Start!

1+ week, 3+ day ago   (451+ words) House Speaker Mike Johnson had a great idea to win votes for Republicans this fall — you know, in addition to squawking about “communists” every few minutes like a macaw that fell through a wormhole to 1953. Johnson on Wednesday brought to…...

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Nobody Wants To Go To Greatest Trump Republican Midterm Convention In US History, Sad!

1+ week, 4+ day ago   (955+ words) He’s frantically screaming that if James Talarico wins in Texas, “I will be the last Republican president and our country will live in hell!” So that is dramatic. Meanwhile, he has also been frantically screaming that the Republican midterm convention…...

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Fuque Yeah Feminism! Tabs, Wed., Sept. 2, 2026

1+ week, 4+ day ago   (361+ words) Good morning good morning, it’s time for your tabs! MAGA Shark Tank? Are they doing anything besides reality TV shows and wrestlemania? (Joe. My. God) Four House Democrats being real turdburglars. Rest of Democrats are cool. (Mediaite via Yahoo! News)…...

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Supreme Court Says President Grandpa Gets His Hitler Bunker

1+ week, 5+ day ago   (736+ words) Another day, another Supreme Court ruling that the ugly-ass ballroom that the Trump administration is building can proceed, against the wishes of just about every American out there and definitely the rest of the world. Second of all, it’s getting…...

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Secretary Brainworm Lied To Congress About Anti-Vax Pilgrimage To Samoa. Turns Out, That’s Illegal!

2+ week, 2+ day ago   (465+ words) You know, because anything “natural” is good for you, just like cancer, arsenic, and delicious, delicious roadkill. Shapiro also noted that Kennedy had previously visited Lancaster County, where many of the worst cases have occurred, and told them that measles…...

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Just How Worried Should You Be About This Supreme Court Mail-In Vote Ruling?

2+ week, 5+ day ago   (899+ words) The Court’s order doesn’t address whether Trump can legally do any of that, and the majority cautioned that its order on the procedural question “does not mean that any measure taken by the Government to implement the Order will necessarily…...

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Republicans’ Lowered Expectations On The Sunday Shows

2+ week, 6+ day ago   (663+ words) For the longest time, people have been grading Republicans on a curve. People are always saying variations of “Imagine if Dems [or insert Democratic president or presidential candidate] had done this thing Republicans just did.” Republicans are more than happy…...