2+ day, 12+ hour ago   (626+ words) They had no similar questions for Republicans about their actual associations and money-taking from actual Nazis and trillionaire antisemites, because Beltway journalists and New York Times reporters know the DC party invites dry up during fascist administrations if they stop…...

3+ day, 9+ hour ago   (958+ words) This year, for these blessed midterms in the year of our Trumplord 2026, Republican candidates and their supporters are really doing something special: lying about crimes that Democratic candidates supposedly committed. Yessiree, the narrative wheels are spinning and their looms are…...

1+ week, 3+ day ago   (410+ words) But because we can never, ever have nice things, there are some people working to destroy that chance. What people, you ask? Democrats! You see, on Tuesday, the House voted 220–192 in favor of an incredibly stupid resolution “against socialism” and…...

1+ week, 3+ day ago   (361+ words) Good morning good morning, it’s time for your tabs! MAGA Shark Tank? Are they doing anything besides reality TV shows and wrestlemania? (Joe. My. God) Four House Democrats being real turdburglars. Rest of Democrats are cool. (Mediaite via Yahoo! News)…...

1+ week, 4+ day ago   (929+ words) In an incredible feat of journalism, the newly MAGA-fied CBS has unearthed several tweets from Michigan Democratic senatorial nominee Abdul El-Sayed that mention 9/11 in various capacities related to public health, heavily intimating that they are meant to be clear proof…...

1+ week, 5+ day ago   (430+ words) I’m the old/new fish over here at our Wonkette, and I would love to tell you a little bit about myself and what I will be covering before I really get started. First of all, god DAMN it, I…...

2+ week, 4+ day ago   (1013+ words) If we were Jesse Watters, and thank Christ we are not, we would not be happy with how our interview with Michigan Democratic Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed went last night. You know who does have game and moves and smarts…...

3+ week, 2+ day ago   (143+ words) Here’s our favorite observation from the Michigan Advance story: The report didn’t indicate whether the women were with bigot protesters or with counterprotesters, but either way, blessed be the shut the fuck upmakers. You can also use the button below…...

3+ week, 4+ day ago   (448+ words) One thing you never see people do is claim to be a moderate when they are, in fact, quite far left. For instance, I wouldn’t go around telling people I’m a moderate any more than I’d go around bragging about…...

3+ week, 5+ day ago   (316+ words) Oh boy, we thought Jon Ossoff casually lobbing a bomb and getting everybody to talk about Donald Trump’s bizarre and gross relationship with “Natalie” was gonna leave a mark, and we were correct. Steven Cheung — the pitiable White House spox…...